PHAN ONE SHOTS :)

Reasons why DANS NOT A FAIL.

Summary: Pictured above yo.
Thank you to the lovely @phanfiction_issues for da prompt. Its very cute ^.^

WARNINGS: ADORABLE FLUFF BC PHIL IS ADORABLE OMG BLESS ME. Probs cussing tho...it is me after all lmao.

WC: 2183

"Your roast...was interesting." Phil said, walking into the lounge where Dan was sat replying to tweets about his diss track.

Dan was sitting in his spot, fingers clicking away on his laptop. He had one lagged crossed over the other, laptop positioned that way the afternoon sunlight was blocked from his eyes.

"You watched the final copy?" Dan laughed slightly. "I'm actually kind of proud of it." Dan smiled when a fan tweeted that they already memorized the lyrics.

Phil shook his head, before scooting closer to Dan on the couch. "I'm surprised you were so open with them. I mean you mentioned masterbation, your sexuality, and a kawaii me."

Dan shrugged and giggled. "It was worth it for the lols."

"But...." Phil began.

"Oh God. What now?" Dan interrupted.

"The reasons why Dan's a fail. Don't you think you were kinda harsh on yourself?" Phil asked.

"No." Dan said. "Did you not read the disclaimer at the bottom of the description? I will literally deactivate you if you make a big deal out of this."

"But...the part about your parents being disappointed in you. And you were a good vegan. And you definitly don't look like slendy with a pooh bear head!" Phil said, trying to defend his worries.

"Phil, I appreciate the concern. But you're literally thinking to much about this. Its just a joke. I'm a giant nerd, and I've been doing Reasons Why Dan's A FAIL for years, it's never bugged you before." Dan continued to scroll through his twitter feed, when he stumbled upon a #headerforDan that he liked.

Phil sighed, "I just feel like you're being too harsh on yourself."

"What do you think would happen if I changed my name in twitter to DJ Howell?" Dan said ignoring the question.

Phil didn't even hesitate with his answer, "People will call you a meme and tweet Kanye for a Collab with you."

Dan nodded and did it anyway. IronicYOLO right? He was a meme anyway.

"Are you just gonna ignore me?" Phil asked, huffing and leaning away from his boyfriend.

"You're acting like a fangirl. It was a joke. A JOKE." Dan said, rolling his eyes. "You helped me film the bloody thing in the first place."

Phil sighed. "But I didn't think you would go so...deep?"

"Maybe you should repress it." Dan said, laughing internally at his own joke.

"Haha very funny." Phil mocked.

"I thought so." Dan replied eyes still glues to his computer.

"I still cant believe You said all that stuff." Phil began again.

"I will literally delete your YouTube channel." Dan threatened.

Phil sighed. "Big talk for a guy who's a furry."

Dan snorted, "Didn't think you'de be one to kink shame....."

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Phil learned something about himself along time ago. He literally could not leave well enough alone. As much as Dan said that the video was a joke and that he didn't really mean anything he said...Phil just couldnt...accept that.