Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!

Chapter Forty Two - Dead On Arrival

(Pete's Point Of View)

I get woken up to a sudden jerk. I'm guessing the plane has landed. I sit and see Mona is still holding my hand. How adorable. Right now, shes squeezing it so hard that there is no blood flowing through it, but if it makes her comfortable.

"Honey, are you okay?" I ask chuckling.

"Yeah, I am." She lets go of my hand, "Sorry."

"It's okay." I smile and then turns to Patrick, "How long was the flight babe?"

"About six hours." He sets down the book he was reading to look up at me.

"It don't seem that long, geez."

"Well that's because you were asleep." He smiles and kisses me, "We should head off of this plane?"

"Yes!" Mona exclaims climbing over me and Patrick falling into the aisle. We chuckle, "What? That...lets just go! Dad and Pete!" She practically runs off the plane while pushing everyone out of the way. Followed by a more calm me and Patrick.

We leave the airport with our luggage. I just realized we don't have a car, so we call a taxi. We tell the taxi to go to the nearest car rental place. Now I remember why I don't like riding in a taxi, the drivers drive like maniacs, but that's the whole fun about it. We rent our car and go to the place we came here for.

We arrive at our destination walking toward Cinderella's Castle. People staring along the way. It's like people never seen guys holding hands before, like we are a disgusting thing like cancer. I'm getting fucking sick of this, but it will not ruin my love for Patrick. Fuck those ignorant bastards.

"Wait, we are staying here?" Mona asks in aw. She's fifteen and shes in aw over Disney World. Well, you have to remember she never got the chance to actually be a kid.

"Yes we are sweetie." Patrick answers smiling.

We walk up to the man behind the desk, he looks up, "How may I help you two gentlemen?"

"Uh, we were seeing if our room is ready?" I say.

"Let me check. What's your name?"

"Pete Wen-" I cut myself off, "Stump."

"Well, Mr.Stump, your suite is ready." He hands us our key, "By the way, you two are fantastically perfectly adorable for each other." He smiles waving bye. Well that was weird, but I can tell he wasn't saying that because we are "famous".

I open the doorpost out room and Mona runs in yelling, "Oh my God!" Are you sure she isn't a kid trapped in a teenagers body? Just kidding.

"Geez Mona! Let us get in first!" I tease walking in.

"Shut up!" She sticks her tongue out at me, I return it, "Messed up." She acts sad by pouting.

"Mona, you get the big room and Patrick and I will get the other room."

"Whats the other room for then?" She points to the third room.

"Huh, I have no idea. Oh well." I go into my room and sets our stuff down on the bed and goes back put and sits at the little kitchen table.

"We should look around a bit." Patrick mentions walking out of the bathroom to me and kisses me.

"Yes we should!" I exclaim.

"O-M-G! The bed is awesome! It's like all princess-y and stuff!" She yells running out of the room.

"You ready hun?" Patrick asks her.

"Ready for what?"

"To walk around a bit. We have been sitting for six hours straight."

"Yes I am!" She grabs both our hands and pulls us, "Let's go!" She runs out of the room with us.

"Okay! Okay! I'm gunna fall on my face!" I exclaim. She lets go and I do in fact fall on my face. Patrick and her busy into laughter, "Not funny." I stand up laughing as well. They both high five each other, "I don't get a high five?"

"No you don't Mr.FallOnMyFace!" They both exclaim still laughing their asses off.

"Okay, let's just go." I start walking towards the elevators.


We walk back out into the muggy hot air. Why do we have to walk around Patrick? Ugh! I slept for six hours, but I'm still fucking tired.

After a few minutes Patrick starts trembling and stops walking, backing up with his hands on his face shaking his head.

"Babe, are you okay?" I motion towards Mona to stop and she does looking at me confused.

"Y-yes, I-I have to go back to the room. P-Pete we have to go," He stutters then runs back towards the Castle.

"Come on Mona." We both run after Patrick into the room.

"Babe please tell me what's wrong."

Patrick paces back and forth before speaking, "I know it's not a big deal, but I saw Elisa, Pete! I-I just couldn't face her considering...you know..."

"It's okay babe," I hug him, "It's okay." Right then he starts sobbing.

"I'm sorry...I just..."

"I understand."

"Who's Elisa again?" Mona asks.

"She's Patrick's ex wife."

"What did she do to him?"

"We will tell you some other time, but for the time being we aren't."