Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!

Chapter Forty Five - Lying Isn't The Most Fun, But It's Better If You Do

(Mona's Point Of View)

Remeber what I said? We only get to ride one ride maybe two if we're lucky. Well, that's exactly what happened. Now we are on our way to the resturaunt Brendon told us to meet them at.


We get there and everyone had the same idea. I don't see Brendon nor the rest of them anywhere until I see and grown man waving his hands and jumping like a kid. I nudge Dad and point to him chuckling.

"Pete, this way." He says chuckling.

We walk to the table after getting stopped by one of the waiter people and explaining to them that we are with them. Only Dallon showed up. I sit next to Dallon along with Pete. Patrick sits next to Brendon and they give each other weird looks.

At this moment our waiter walks up to the table, "What would you guys like to drink?" He asks.

"I'll take a coke" I answer.

"Same." Brendon.

"Tea." Dad. Of course.

"Coke." Pete.

"Water." Dallon.

"I'll be back with your drinks." He smiles and walks off. We stay in silence then the waiter comes back and sets our drinks down, "I'm Chris and I'll be your waiter tonight. If you need anything just call me." He walks away.

"So, how is everyone?" I ask trying to stop the awkwardness.

"I'm awesome, but you already know that." Brendon replies.

"I guess I don't know." I tease.

"I guess I don't know." He mocks smiling.

"Brendon? Could you didgeridon't?" Dallon says and that made no sense whatsoever.

"Fuck you!" Brendon exclaims laughing taking a drink of his Coke.

"No thank you. Hey at leased I didn't have gay sex like you." Dad's eyes widen at this statement turning red.

Brendon does a spit-take and exclaims, "What the hell?"

Dallon shrugs taking a sip of his water with a smug expression.

"And you don't deny it?" Pete laughs, I join in.

"Well, uh, I never did that."

"So that explains the uhs." Pete and I laugh harder. Dallon joins in. The only one that isn't laughing with us is Dad.

"No, I never did okay? So please, respect it."

"Okay we believe you, but it's still damn funny!" Pete exclaims ending his laugh.

The waiter comes back, "What would you like to eat?"

We order our food, he leaves, after a long time he comes back with it. We eat in silence. then, randomly Brendon falls out the chair groaning in pain, Dad picks him up and drags him to the bathroom angrily. Well, that's random.



(Patrick's Point Of View)

Well, this is super awkward. Did Dallon just say that? While everyone is laughing, I don't find it the slightest hysterical. They didn't beleive Dallon, thank God and they would have no idea who it was even if they did believe him. Brendon's spit take was funny though.

The waiter comes back, "What would you like to eat?" He pulls out the notepad and pen from his apron thing. We all order what we want, "I'll be back with your food shortly." We stay in an awkward silence and I wish we weren't. He comes back with our food. We eat in silence. To much silence for me in one night.

In the middle of my meal I drop my fork and I don't have the slightest idea how. I pick it up and I look at Brendon's crotch, I had to, it was sticking straight up. I sit back up and notice he's smiling and looking at Mona. Oh hell no. I punch him in his parts, he falls out of his chair grabbing there. I grab him, pick him up and pull him to the men's bathroom.

"What the hell Brendon!" I slam him against the wall.

"What the hell what?"

"You looking at my daughter while getting hard!"

"It wasn't her that I was getting hard off of. Besides, why would I get a boner over my neice? That is fucking creepy Patrick."

"Oh," I let go of him, "Then who was it?"

"You."

"M-me?" Why was I surprised? Oh well.

"Yes you. It's not like we had gay sex or anything." He rolls his eyes chuckling, "It's not like Dallon brought it up."

"Well uh, we should head back to the table. Sorry for assuming."

I head for the door, but gets pulled back and slammed against the wall getting a tongue going down my throat. I give in and stick my tongue in Brendon's mouth and he doesn't shy away like Pete does. He rubs himself against me for awhile then, pulls away with a seductive look on his face.

"Fuck." Is all I can manage to get out.

"Yes I do want to fuck you, but we can't do that. Come on let's go back to the table." He says walking out of the bathroom and I follow. We sit back down with everyone looking at us weirdly, only Dallon gets what happened because he has a smile across his lips.

"What the hell?" Pete and Mona ask confsued.

"What the hell...what?" I ask.

"You guys were in there awhile." Dallon says.

"What were you guys doing so much?" Pete asks.

"Talking things out." Brendon half-lies. Then, he turns to me and whispers seductively in my ear, "They can never find us out." And for some odd reason, I get horny off of that.

I seriously cannot take this lie anymore, "Guys! I can't take this lie anymore!"

"Oh you aren't." Dallon says.

"Brendon having gay sex is true!"

"W-what?" Everyone gasps. Brendon looks at me with hurt eyes.

I mouth to Brendon, "I'm sorry." I speak aloud, "Pete, I am so sorry! Brendon is the one I had an affair with okay! I-I can't..." I get up from the table and runs out of the restaurant with tears falling down my face, to the Castle into the room. I am pretty sure all of them are blaming Brendon for it happening, well Pete anyways. He's probably beating him up right now. I don't even want to think about it.

I lock the door to mine and Pete's room. It's said if you don't let it, you're going to let it eat you away. It's true, that is why I had to tell them, especially pete. I don't think I used the proper words and I just kind of told them, but at leased I didn't hide behind a lie anymore. That's all that matters right?