(Pete's Point Of View)
We get in the car after a lot of running. Okay, it wasn't that much of running, but it seemed like it.
Before Brendon starts the car, I get up from the back (Yes, Anita is in the passengers seat, but we don't care), leans into his ear, whispering, "Hey, lets go to your house. I will explain why once we are there." I sit back down, intertwine my fingers with Patrick's and with that we leave.
We get there and before we fully park, Anita literally jumps out of the car and runs up to the door exclaiming, "Oh my God!"
Brendon unlocks the door and she runs inside. We all laugh at her and she gives us a confused look.
"Patrick, go show her around while I talk with Brendon." I say.
He catches on, "Okay. Anita, lets go look around." They both leave the room.
"As I was saying in the car. May you watch Anita for a few days? Patrick and I kind of want to surprise her when she gets home." I ask.
"Sure dude. Anything. I understand you want it to be special. What are you two planning on doing?"
"Well first off, make her room special. Then, invite everyone so we can "surprise" her. Then we will go from there."
"Sounds awesome!" Brendon exclaims.
"So, would you please look over her?"
"Like I said, fuck yes!"
"Thanks."
"No problem. I will do anything for you and Pa-Patrick" He smiles. Well that was weird.
With that Patrick comes back carrying Anita on his back. It was so adorable.
(Anita's Point Of View)
Oh my God! My dream has come true! To meet Pete Wentz, Patrick Stump and especially Brendon Urie! No it's better, Pete and Patrick are my flipping dads! Yeah that's right, Peterick is real! Also, Brendon is basically my flipping uncle! I'm gunna go insane! Not really, but seriously! I feel like I'm gunna explode any moment from this excitement! Mostly to the fact that I actually got home and not "oh hey, we decide we don't want you".
As you can tell I'm worthless to people, but ever since these nice men kept me just ten minutes ago, I don't feel that much worthless anymore.
After touring around Brendon's house, wait Brendon's house? Oh well. Patrick walks back into the front room holding me like a baby.
"Aw! How adorable!" Pete exclaims. I let go of Patrick, runs over to Pete and practically tackles him in a hug, "Whoa there. You almost made me fall over!" He hugs back.
"Thanks again." I say with a tear streaming out if my eyes.
"No need to thank us pumpkin."
"But I do, I feel like I'm taking advantage of you."
"Well don't because you aren't. Not in the slightest bit." Pete says in a calming voice rubbing my back.
I let go of him and sits down on the couch looking down at my hands shyly, "Sorry."
"Sorry for what sweetheart?" Patrick sits down next to me.
"It's just, I don't know Dad...I mean Patrick."
I hear him chuckle a little, "Call me and Pete dad all you want." He says with a smile. He half hugs me, kisses me on the forehead and gets up.
"Anita? I know we have just adopted you, but would you be okay staying with Brendon for a few days? Patrick and I are planning for something." Pete looks at Patrick and they exchange smiles then he looks back at me.
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Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!
FanficFirst part of the "Too Weird To Live, Too Rare To Die!" series. Patrick Stump and Pete Wentz fall in love and get married after so long. Chrismas arrives and Patrick cheats on Pete while Pete's out of town with Brendon Urie. After that night, Patric...