Trump:
I am nut a.n eld mann act'tualy i am a goffik teen girl - I have discovred my tru self
my new name is evony dark'ness dementia raven jonas scratlet bieber trump
AN: I amed him aftar myself becuz I aim the bestest to live duhhh
Trump neaded som help so i evited my frend B'loody Mary to giv hima propar makeover
she usire to a machete to carrve 2 gigantick wholes in his ears lobes and the set in money shaped gayges
{she lef exces blood cuz blood is sexy)
Hiss old man leather cloths clashed wit his orang skin tone so Mary powdered his skin sooo pale witn cocnut milk and other expensive rarities - he looked lik a corps - perfext!
then she gave him hot topic skinny jenas and brought our his inner sk8tr boi
then she pierced his nose with an antique ink pen dat signed da delcaratio o' Americana
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
