hi, this is Raven, i am subing for Ebony this week because she is sick with depression- preps had done this to her- lately many of them have been flaming her works and this needs to stop #gothlivesmatter
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Hillary POV
I blast Taylor Swift on my speakers because that's what a girl must do after every break up
when "Bad Blood" comes on; i get out my nukes and many many chests of weapons
i will not hesitate to kill a witch
i practice shooting Donald Trumps face with my government-issued AK-47
i run through the my shabby hobo shack and when i reach the 50th floor, i realized that i need to crap .... reeeeealy bad
but when i go to the BR and lock the door, the real Donald Trump appears behind my shower curtain
he attacks me ... throughing a speaker blasting "Bad Blood"
the fact that he was playing the same break up jam is .... actually pretty kawaii ...
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.