Demonald Trump took off his black wig that he used during drag shows and laid in his coffin, his arms crossed like a mummy. Serenely thinking about death, he reached an epiphany - He would create his own language that no one else can speak, then declare it the official language of Trump World ™.
"Covfefe" whispered Trump. It was as if the word had been dropped into his brain by angels. It had come so randomly and blissfully to his tongue.
"COVFEFE!!!!!" screamed Trump orgasmically. His lungs filled with the religious sanctity of the word.
Suddenly a Mexican slave burst into the room with a tray, "I heard you say 'Coffee', sir"
"COVVVVVFFFEFFEEE!!!!" screeched Trump, karate-chopping the tray, making coffee fly across the room.
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
