"HimynameisTrump!" named Trump, the guy named Trump. He was high on pride as he stood upof da merican flag, celebrated his victroye.
HE WAS DA PRESIDENT ERECT!
He waz aboot to gif his speech, butt b4 he gav his speech, he pulled of his mask .............0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000090000000999000000
HES WAS VLADIMIR PUTIN!!1!1
"haw" said snap's ghost, "i new it all along"
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
