A/N: i jus went 2 an awsom conzert 2 C GC!!!!!!1!1! i saw in en Dubaiya zo Raven waz NUT DER :(((
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"Pency-pal' vocaled Donlad Trump sucidaly.
"WATT?!" pency sad.
"DO U CUT UR SELF?" asked Donlad.
"no?" siad Pence the vip.
"DO U DO DRUGZ?!?!"
"no?"
"Do U SHOOP @ Hot topik?!!?!"
"no?"
"DO U WHERE FOUNTAINDATION?!?!"
"errrrr....... onli on newz brodcasts"
Trump mad a goffik face and yalled, "DEN U R A PREP!!!1!!1!1!1! q q q q"
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Trymp den spooke depezzingly, "DIS MEENS DAT U R NUT GOFFIK ENOFF 2 B MY VIP"
Prence waz shookd- "sir; nut to b a bragga - butt i am da bestest pearson fro the job!"
Trumpf : "IDC - I NED A NEW VIP ... 1 dat haz the goff on him ... ... ..................
I DECLAIR dat GERAD WAY wil b my knew vip and AMY LEE wil be my new seecrqtelry of state and MARLIYN MANSEN wil b da new judicaiatry branck and AVRIL LAVTORINE WIL BE DEPORTED, DAT FREAKING POSER!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.