Thaks RAVEN!!!!!! (she gav me bak dat Marlyn Mandin T Shirt n tok me out to see SUICIDE SQUID at da movirs) Harlet Quin roxs!!!
Trump: Thanks so much B'loody Mary! my style is so muck more ELMO now! I even hav I-liner to be like kewl boi!
I won the presidentary and now have captured the Hiñarry Klinton whose head know sits above the ovary office fire place. (I throw offick pins at her when mad)
my new slowgan is "BEHEAD THE PREPZED"
andddd yesss I hav brougjt bak the GUILLITINE!!!!!1!1! (French used it and they are suckcessfull country, wee wee??! )
I declair the
PREP RULES (replacing the Ramendments)
1.) IF YOU WEAR PINK, shop at Victoria Secert or Aeropostale {any plaque thats not HotTopic} U R A PREP!
2.) F U dunnut listen too MCR or GC or 21 pilotos - U R A PREP!
3.) F U flame my storys or TRUMP U R A PREPZ
4.) All PREPZ MUST DYE!!!!1!1!1!!!!!
A/N: Trump is goffic metal hardcore hipster now - u should lik him n nut be a prez - PREZ DIE IN WITCH BERNINGS!1!1!1!1!1!1!
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
