Pence was looking right into the face of former Vice President Joe Biden, who had just crawled out from under his bed. After a few seconds of a very awkward staring contest, Pence shrieked and threw his pillow over his head. He stared back at Biden, but not at his eyes, at his chest which was bare.
"No need to be afraid, you white haired freak," Biden said as stood up and inched toward the door. "I am only the ghost of Vice President past!" He made ghostly noises and then exited into the hall.
When Pence woke up he barely remembered what had happened last night and regarded it as a weird - but also very sexy - dream. He did not realize that the real Joe Biden had just infiltrated the White House and the consequences would not be so pretty...
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"President Trump, sir, you have a guest," stated one of his underpaid secretaries nervously.
"Guest?! I never invited anyone! Tell them to go away, I'm busy playing Minecraft!"
"But, Mr. President, sir, the guest is a great foreign power who wants to discuss nuclear relations" said the anxious secretary.
Trump raised a questioning eyebrow, "Which great foreign power?"
"He who must not be named!"
"Voldemort?!" Trump gasped.
"No, the other V- name"
"Oh, Vladimir," Trump said, disappointed that the greatest fictional villian of all time was not going to pay him a visit and recruit him to become a death eater.
"Alright, then," Trump submitted, turning off his X-box, "But this place is in no condition for guests ... call some Mexicans to clean it up pronto."
They looked around, the room was royally trashed. Opened bags of Cheetos, Fritos, Doritos, and Tostitos lay on the furniture and floor with their content strewn everywhere. Spilled Monster Energy drink created a stream that led out to the hallway, and Trump had thrown eye makeup on the walls when the results of a youtube tutorial had gone horribly wrong. The wallpaper of his office was galaxy print and posters of emo bands were lovingly displayed. And video games, skinny jeans, black makeup, Fall Out Boy albums, manga comics, choker necklaces, cosplay dresses, multi-colored wigs, and Kawaii krap covered the room with a layer of Emo Trump aesthetic. It looked like an episode of "House Hoarders" - but, it would only take a few minutes for the Mexican slaves to clean it all up.
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
