A/N: RAVEN IS STALL DED .... Kawai
I snitch a pare of binocolares frum a mannz neck and lok threw them 2 get a clozer lok at Hinnyiry -
da guerilla waz dragon her arund de encloszure 😱
"OH MY GOFF" i scrememed.
"YEEEEEEEEEELP!!!!!1!1!" yalled Hiltitty.
i did wat i had 2 do - i pulled out meh fifth amendment AK-47 and shot the gerrrila 17 timez to mak sur itz ded
(low 🔑 it waz rally fun)
i expacted 4 hillarry 2 kiss meh, butt, she strangled mee wit her numbchuks insteed
"HOW DAR U KILL HARAMBE, U REPUBLICAN PIECE OF TRASH!!!!!1!1" - H
"Wat? ... hes jus a gurrrilla + u abort babes"
"AMINALS R MOR BETTERER DEN HUMANS$$$$!" - u r a pro-lofe butthole"
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
