HILARRRY POV:
'Trumpy der ist somethin i wanted two say 2 u" i sayz, depreztled
"whaaaaa?" sayz Donlad duck.
"Ima sick," i blast
"luv sick fur meh, oviosly" reeseponds dat arrogent duck.
"NO!" i shoot, "Im dyin,, acooring to FOX newz,,"
"Dats good" he trumpets, " dis way we can be like teen fic lovars lik in LA FAULTE DE LOS ESTRELLAS - (dis is a prepz movi - dunnout watch)
"how romankick"
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.