""HILARITY!" yelped I, "Your voaters r ded now ... ha....ha...HAWA!
your crimes have bin reveled and now you GO TO JALL!"
I fliped my death black emo hair flippishly, "But we cun forget all dat.. .. I FORGIV U!"
Klinton held a face of asstonishmen.
I axplan - "I now dat u dress lik a prep ... but on de imside- YOUR HART IS GOFFIK BLACK- dis is why i luv u"
Killary blued, "Hi" den ran away, cringing
Dis is ok becuz Hillarry is a shy pearson
togedder we culd rule de wotld in a rutless reign o' terror (dis is destined)
... so i d-cide to stalk er
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
