*In secret catacombs under the White House*
"Dear Donald Duck, there is something I must tell you."
"What, Darling?"
"Our Love is Nuclear!" declared the Russian.
"LMAO, that's hawt!"
"No, srs, listen, D. Dawg, there are growing tensions between our countries."
"Lmao, just give us a Pepsi."
"Donald John Trump, this is serious!" Putin yelled earnestly.
Trump smiled flirtatiously, "You know my middle name ... so you have been stalking my files! That's so cute! XD"
"Something isn't right in your thick head, Donnie. I guess I'll have to spell it out for you. RUSSIA IS NUKING THE UNITED STATES AND IF U DON'T RUN AWAY WITH ME TO MOSCOW YOU ARE GOING TO DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1!!"
"Are there Hottopics in Moscow?" asked Trump, deeply concerned.
"No, but we have the Gulag which is basically the same thing."
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
