[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
A/N: I M SO DEPRZD - STUP FLAMING PREPZ - RAVEN FANGS 4 edititing dis charter (I ASKD SHE EDIT CUZ PREPZ MAK FUN OFF MY SPELING!1!1)
xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx Formerly known as Trump
Yesterday I left my office and shed my prepresidiential duties - dressing in all black (but it was not Goff black - it was funeral black) I snuck out the window of my 89 floor office on Trump tower and ran down the busy road with Wallstreet swagger. Quicked I ducked down into the Mall in centrel park.
I realized that someone could still recognize me even in funeral black - so I robbed a homeless woman of the cloths on her back - then I ran off like the billionaire badboi that I am
"OH MY GOFF! " I ejaculated (GEDDIT CUZ IM GOFFIK). I saw the Hot Topic sign and I fell in luv again. I ran inside and grabbed the goff cashier by the wrists, aching in joy. The I dragged him to the dressing room where I made him give his opinion on every pair of skinny jean and combat boot that I tried on.
Suddanly I saw a picture of a girl with multiple hair dips and a creepy smile...
It was HARLOT QUINN
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