hillarsy and trump wer makin out epilkly bhind wastingten's cherri tree when suddanly; a crazzy man wit crozzed I's jumpd up behind dem, sreeamin
IT WAZ DE BERNI SANdaurs!!2!1:2?2?1:
bernanini graped Hisraity's arm and sad, "BAK OFF EMO KID DIS CHIK IS MINE!!!!1!2"
"watevar"sad Trump very goffikly.
berniniamninmg kidaped HIUAYY and they hadd fun togedder
beernie waz suck a flqu boi he wore baggi panties and a hollistar shikt dat showies off his nipplez
HIZAARITY waz imediately taking 2 hymn
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"TRUMP" sad trump "weres pence at?"
idk
pence entars stag left
"Pencey-pal, dere is a probleem"
"wat? ima buzi doing ur werk"
"Beernini sanderi is a wanamnizer
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
