lololooloooo soooo pitim and trump whent home togetter laugggfing at k jong un how whas on death row ror threat against the united stat s
together they flew home to Rusiia
on the way there they met a damsel in distress who was not i. distress becuase she was a feminist. She was Anesthesia, the long lost princess of Rusiia.
HOLY CRAPPPPPPNSHHS!1!!1!1 yelled PURIN - oops that was supposed to be in quotes lol.
"We must take her to the basemet where we buried Hilter's undead bodiy"
- yes.
also, anne frank and attilla the hun are there. in the basement i mean.
But b carefull because and light including flashliht camera light or the divine light if ur soul will bring des monseters to life again "use quotes" said Putin.
ok said Trump unworried because his soul had no light and hello, darkness was his old feind.
In the basement of putins cave they put Princess Anesthesia in a eletctonic chair and they did a reverse Frankenstein to put her to sleep.
"MOSCOW!" yelled Teump, his ears turing brown.
Suddenly a light beam from his anus shot frowth, bringing Hitler back from his coma, also causing Hiroshima.
Attila the hun came out of his coffin and eat the flesh off hilter's face. Problem solved! but Ane Frank was scared because Anesthesia was still death. And finally rainbows came out and Trump And Poutine went to a hotel and did the hotline bling thing and the went to bed.
but in secret Putin was only an exoskeleton fooling Trump into love because the real Putin was at his eicffo writing this note while sliding into american dm's.
Hi Muríca i have ur presidnt I have kinapped him and his is in my apartment XD. Lmao if u want him back then send nudes.
I LOVE PLOTTWISTERS
HAPPY 4/20
YOU ARE READING
EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
