Trump POV:
Highlarty livs in a dumpy Brooklin manson with only tree severants and 1 pool. I fell reelly bad bcuz she's livid in sucky conditionz...
after Bile Clinton dyed - i realessed dat Hiñarity waz single 😍😍😄😄😄😍
and dis waz my chance ta luv her
i krept in to the glass windo on th 32 floor (i new her rom waz der) and I YALLED, "OH JULIET!!!"
she kickd meh in da butts wit her highheels n i fell out da widow
(DIS IS GOOD SHE IS TAKING 2 ME11!!!!!1!!!! 😊)
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
