I go by many names: Mr. President in the office, Lil' Don on the streets, Donald Trump TM on my expensive clothing brand, El Trumpo in the mexican drug cartel, but in Putin's arms I was always Donnie Big D (or Dannie Big D because sometimes Putin forgets my name).
Ever since I remember I've been attracted to elderly Russian men. And I've never told anyone- including Melancholy, my wife. But Putin and I are together and our first date will be eating popcorn in a movie theatre playing footage of our countries nuking each other. SO romantic. We decided that we didn't need anyone else in our lives except ourselves and we could live alone on this planet together, our egos intertwining like our destinies.
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
