Narator-chan POV:
Trump led his bada$h sweetheart down the aisle, flipping his emo hair left and right like a 2008 Justin Beiber.
All day, Trump had been daydreaming about his humble aesthetic wedding. He couldn't wait to fill his Instagram with brag-posts featuring billions of dollars worth of decor and hundreds of coveted celeb selfies.
"Hey BAË" said the Trump, as Hilsary entered the Trump TM chapel.
"HI, TRUMPY-POO" Holarry hollered as she gave a grandmother-on-too-many-meds-look.
Trump gulped, a typical nervous bridegroom before his wedding. "BYE", timidly, he ran away.
"SEE U @ THE PAR-TAY!!!!!!!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!!!" yelled Hiñarity, while giving off a psychotic witch vibe.
Watching her bridegroom flee in terror, she said to herself, "Awwwwwh, he's so darn cute!"
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
