Putin and Trump were low key close enough to make out. The toxic romance that y'all been waiting for was finally going to happen - when suddenly, a small, fat figure appeared out of the catacombs.
"I SHIP IT!" screamed Kim Jong Un.
Putin and Trump suddenly grew very uncomfortable as the beady black eyes kept glancing from one mouth to the other.
"AND BY SHIP IT I MEAN THERE I LARGE WAR SHIPS HEADING TOWARDS BOTH YOUR COUNTRIES LOADED WITH NUKES BECAUSE I HAVE NUKES AND THEY DEFINETLY WORK!1!!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!!!!!" screeched the Asian warlord-wannabe.
Trump and Putin laughed in unison, knowing, that North Korea had no nukes and Kim was bluffing.
Trump clapped his fingers and, accordingly, a gang of Mexicans dragged that asian out like United Airlines.
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
