This account is currently inacctive due to a government investigation. Ebony Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way has been accussed of crude and unusual government satire and attempted verbal terrorism. We wish to issue an apology to anyone effected by her vigorously opposed literary crimes.
Together, we will mourn the loss of America's brain cells.
"B*%h!!!!!1!1!!1!1!1!1" sayz Ebnoy, "U CUNUT DO DAT, et vialates my FIST AMDANANT WRITES!!!1!1!!1!1!"
Hinlary laughs that manical laugh that she always laughs whenever she laughs (you know which laugh), "Of course we can arrest you, homey, we're the government, we can do anything!"
Smiling brightly, Hilalay brakes into a musical number.
"Who can tax the sunshine?" she sings, a correlating scenery appears on the stage behind her.
"Who can tax the sunshine?" repeats a dozen secretaries dancing scandalously.
"Who can tax the trees?" she croaks (and sings??)
"Who can tax the trees?" screech the pencil-skirted secretaries.
"THE GOVERNMENT CAN"
(The government can!)
Suddanly Hisslary appeared on my shoulder and whispered, "the government" - then screamed a real good fat-lady-cracking-glass note in my ear, "CANNNNNNNNN!!!!!!"
(this is the part where the sectataries do the can can)
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
