Highlarry POV
i go to da memoreal servise wit Trump, dat freakin emo kid frum b4
... only bcuz it waz an executeive order NOthing elz ...
its opening to da service and der playing da Star Spamdexd Banner
Tromp raps hiz arm arund meh; ""HIL, der playing hour song!!!"
i roll my I's
at de end of da cerimony Trump givs a speek
i relize dat i luv da way he speaches
whenever he sayz somethin a 3rd wurld country getz nuked
dats zo Kawaii
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
