"EBONY" shoted dat pozser, Donlad Trumpf; 'wat race is u??1?"
"im a vampire" i answered witg a priudly goofik voice, razing meh chin in defiananace an showing my carefuly filed teethies.
dat poser crinkld jis orang naval and sad, "DEN U MUST B DPROTED!1!1!1!"
i laughd him lik the joker on mj ... nobody cun deprot a vampir witch lik meh ... I HAV 2 MUCH MAJIFK!1!1!
soooo.... to get venge i planed 2 kale dat hallery woman using spels dat i learnird @ hoggywarts
A/N: TRUMP IS SUC A BADasvh BAD HAMBRE VOAT 4 HIM - mak merika goff agen!!1?1 q q q q
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
