DEER DIEary,
Today, Kim Jong Frickin Un kalled me "old". Im not sure is he waz flirting with me (i heer he liks "old" men) or if he's trying to INSALT me!!1!1! EATHER WAY HES SHORT AND FAT AND UGGGGGGLY!!1!1!1 I don't care if my tweets cauz a nuclear war; IM PETTY AND WANT REVANGE!!!!1!1
Ps. I know I'm not "old" bc people say i hav the mentaLITy of a 5yearold
Pss. Isn't Kim a girl's name? Nuke me and prove that ur not a ******
psss U SUK!!!666
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
