A/E: FANGZ SO MOOCH FELLO GOOFFIKS - dis bok is #20 en WATTSPAD top listz- TAK DAT PREP RIGHTERS!!!1!1!!1
Hilarity POV:
i m sooooo scarrd dis crEEP Emo kid keepz folloing meh to my manson...
good thing i hav sekret illumanati tunnals under it!!1!
i hid der for weekz ... but sooon I heer a bulldoser dig a whole to meh sekret lair .... 'NOOOOOOOOOO! ' I scratched, "DA EMO HAST FOUND MEHHHH!!!!! :("
"Hey, HILL, HILL!1!!!1!" sayz Emo Trump depreZEd.
i pont a gun to ma head
... but TRUMP sayz, "I thought u didnt believ in gun wrights"
"damm, ur right" i drop da gun.
"Sooo,' trump smooothed his hair bak, "I passd dis executeive ordar dat sayz u must go on a date wit me to da 'Nam memorial servise"
i kik him in da nutts agen -
but say ok
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
