Lord Trump put on his kawaii bow tie and made an attempt at concealing the fact that he hadn't showered in weeks by dosing himself with a bottle of sexy cologne. Finally, he was presentable to Vlad.
Putin entered the White House wearing a wetsuit and riding a majestic bear.
"GRAB THE (censored)!" he hollered, as he threw an armful of kittens in the president's direction. Trump grabbed them eagerly - pleased that the Russian had an immature sense of humour just like himself.
"Vlad, I'm so glad ur here" whispered Trump dreamily.
"Hey, Ronald!" greeted Putin, frowning amiably.
"Actually, I'm Donald ... but I can be whoever you want me to be - if you know what I mean *wink*"
Putin sniffed the air. "I smell a dead rat."
Trump blushed. "Oh, I must have put too much cologne on again."
"No matter. I'm Russian, I love rats."
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EMO TRUMP
Fanfiction[#12 in humor] Trump is an emo teenager who acts really moody and wears a lot of black. His wife, Melancholy Trump, is - well - melancholy. VP Pence is a pansy - And Vladimir Putin is a secret lover ... and Biden repeatedly pranks the white house.
