Chapter 15: Dem Trees

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"Hello all of you crazy people, I'm TheBlondeGamer, and today I am joined with Ariana, or BobTheWeirdo!"

"Yaaay!"

"So today we are playing some hide-n-seek!"

"Yeah we are! So if you don't know what hide-n-seek is, then you have no childhood!"

"Its sad but its true. This hide-n-seek is like the real hide-n-seek, except this is minecraft."

"Brady, no one explains it like you do."

"I know right! Oh and the game is starting in 10 seconds. Woo!"

We teleported into the cruise ship world, and I was a beacon. "I'm a beacon! A beacon of hope!"

"Whatever you say Brady. I'm a bookshelf."

"The power of learning is in your hands! You must win! Do it for all the children!" I walked to the edge of the ship, and just stood there. PERFECT!

Ariana started fake crying. "I will! I WILL DO IT FOR THE KINDERS!"

"You've done good Bobby. You've done good!"

"I would like to thank the academy, and my mommy, and my daddy, and everyone else in my life!"

"Touching. Very touching."

"I know, I've been rehearsing for about a month!" Ariana chuckled.

"You were? Didn't even sound like it!"

"Yep, that was also part of the plan!" Ariana said. "Sound like I wasn't even planning this!"

-TheBlondeGamer: IMA BOOKSHELF HIDING IN THE LIBRARY!
-Twig2468: actually I am

"Oh my gosh I just gave away this guys position! He's gonna die now!"

-Twig2468 was slain by TheVenomMonster

"BRADY! You killed him! You dingaling!"

"Dingaling?" What?

"Yeah, its a mix of dinga, and ling."

"Oh. Its pretty fantastic."

-Twig2468: Brady I'm gonna find you, and I'm gonna kill you!

"UH OHS! I made a tree branch mad!"

"Brady don't insult the twigs!"

-TheBlondeGamer: I challenge you to a hunger games Twiggeh!
-Twig2468: okay, Nexus today! Actually how about 5 mins from now!

"Brady did you just challenge a tree?"

"Yep."

Ariana sighed. "Well I'm dead."

"I'm not. Nobody has came over here."

"I'm gonna battle with you and the twig also."

"Okay Bobby!"

"?"

"Poppy! Gloppy! Droppy, Moppy! Mommy!"

"Brady, I AM YOUR MOTHER!"

"NOOOOOOOOOO!"

"Yes! Everything you know is a lie!"

"Just like the Cookieh?"

"Yes! Intact the Twig is probably working for the Cookieh!"

"OH MY BUTTHURT!"

"Did you just say butt hurt?"

"Yep. I'm pretty butthurt. How about you? Are you butthurt?"

"Uh no."

"Okay, maybe twig is!"

-TheBlondeGamer: TWIG ARE YOU BUTTHURT?!?
-Twig2468: uh what!?
-TheBlondeGamer: I am
-Twig2468: ???

"Brady! Stop scaring the twig! He's not butthurt like you!"

"B-b-but that m-m-means......" I started stuttering

"That means what?"

"T-that means that there's 10 seconds left and I still haven't been found!"

-Twig2468: Are you ready to lose to a girl?!

"Wait twig is a gurl?"

Ariana sighed. "Yeah! Didn't you see her skin? It had long hair that went down to the middle of her back!"

"Oh." Well I am stupid. "I wasn't really looking at her butt!"

"Brady?"

"Yes?"

"Sometime I wanna slap you."

"Ok. WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK GUYS!"

*****

"And we're back! except this time we're playing the hunger deens!"

"And our only goal is to kill a tree branch!"

"Okay, so Ariana whats our plan?"

"Um go to center, get some sort of weapon, and annihilate Twig!"

"Okay good! We got 10 seconds!"

-Twig2468: Prepare to lose Blondy!

"3 2 1 go!!!" I ran to center and opened up the first chest, sadly I only got a stone axe ad some raw pork chops.

"I have a stone axe!"

"I got some budder!"

I looked around center, and I saw Twig running out into the road. "Not today Twig!" I charged Twig, and she turned around and pulled out a stone sword. "I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU HAVE!! I SHALL STILL FIGHT!" I started smacking Twig with my sword as I was circling around her. She only laid a couple of hits on me before she was killed. "YES!"

-A cannon could be heard in the distance. 17 players remain

"Did you kill her?"

"Yeah, I have a wood sword for you by the way."

"Okay, meet at center. She's gonna mutate and come for you, so you'll need my help."

"Okay." I came across center, where Ariana was. Her skin was pretty much her, except she had no nose. "Here." I tossed her the axe.

"Uh what is this? I'm it a bacca!"

I gasped. "How could you?! You don't deserve to live!" I pulled out my stone sword and started attacking her.

"Wait I was-"

-A cannon could be heard in the distance. 16 players remain.

"-Joking."

"Oh."

"Well I think this episode was a fail."

"A epic fail. So should we just end it here?"

"Sure." Ariana said. "I'm BobTheWeirdo, and this has been Hide-n-seek/hunger games with BlondeGamer! Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"

"Asta la bye bye!"

I ended the recording, then I shutoff my laptop. I can't wait for what lies in store today!

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Hey peeps, DJUnicorn here! Sorry if this was a boring chapter, but I'm kinda running out of stuff to do in Vegas, so they're all going home next chapter. If you liked the Vegas part, sorry. I'm done with Vegas, unless you can give me a idea before I make the next chapter.

BAAAAIIIIIII

DJUnicorn💎™

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