RWBY: Logan

Unbeatable Squirrel Girl

The next morning, everyone was eating breakfast. Jennifer still hasn't morphed back into her She-Hulk form but Logan didn't want to ruin it for her. For once, she was happy being in human form. Logan's scroll began to ring as he excused himself and walked away as he looked to see who was calling him. It was Yang Xiao Long. Logan smiled as he said, "Hey, darlin'." Yang asked, "Hey, Logan, do you remember where I said I lived?" Logan replied, "Yeah, you said it was Patch. Why?" Yang answered, "Well... I want to see you again. I really miss you. Can you come and see me?" Logan looked at Jennifer and the others as he said, "I'll see what I can do. Darlin', I love you." Yang said, "I love you, too. See ya~" She hung up as Logan walked over to Jennifer as she asked, "Who was that on your scroll, Logan?" He blushed a little bit as Betty teased, "It must be someone special. Do you have someone special, Logan?" Doreen shot her hand up in the air and exclaimed, "I know! It's Logan's girlfriend!" Logan clenched his teeth as he said, "Doreen!" Betty giggled, "So the Wolverine has a girlfriend, doesn't he?" Logan blushed at this as Jennifer smiled, "Yep, he really does." Logan fake laughed, "Oh, ha ha ha. You all are comedians." Jennifer asked, "You want to see her again?" Logan nodded, "Yeah, and she wants to see me, too." Betty asked, "Do you know where she lives?" Logan replied, "Yes." Betty asked, "Is she that special to you?" Logan smiled, "Yeah, Yang is very special to me and makes me feel I ain't alone in the world." Leonard nodded, "That's good. Really good." Jennifer asked, "So when are me and Doreen going to meet your girlfriend?" Logan chuckled, "About when we finish up breakfast." Jennifer smiled, "You got it, mister."

They finished breakfast and said goodbye to Leonard and Betty. The three including Bruce Jr eventually found a airship station that could even take vehicles with them. They stopped by a clerk as they climbed out and Logan handed him the keys. "Park it around back," ordered Logan lightly. The clerk nodded, "Yes sir." He looked at the green baby oddly as Jennifer's eyes turned bright emerald as she glared at him. "You looking at something, pal?" asked Jennifer. The clerk shook his head as he replied, "No." He went into the driver seat and drove the HYDRA Jeep away. They went inside of the airport as they tried to go through the crowd. Logan didn't notice that a thief pickpockets him but Doreen did and she got mad. She summoned her two pet squirrels Monkey Joe and Tippy Joe and ordered quietly, "Stop that girl. Mister Logan's wallet is in her pants...." The two squirrels nodded as the bushy tailed rodents ran toward the thief and stuffed themselves into the thief's pants. The thief started screaming as she felt the squirrels crawling all over her legs under her pants.

Two rappers were nearby the thief as one of them chanted, "Somebody anybody everybody scream!" Then the thief screamed as she jumped toward and struggled with the squirrels in her pants but it looked like she was dancing. "There's squirrels in my pants!" exclaimed the thief. The first rapper looked at his friend and smiled, "That girl has some serious squirrels in her pants." The thief repeated, "There's squirrels in my pants!" Everyone's attention was turned to the rappers and thief, including Jennifer and Logan. "Doreen," scolded Jennifer. Doreen giggled nervously as Logan shrugged, "Ah, let's just enjoy the show."

(A/N: Decided to put this because you know, Squirrel Girl...😉)

The thief screamed one last time and fell on her back with legs up in the air. Monkey Joe and Tippy Joe climbed out as Doreen scolded them in their squirrel speech. The two squirrels realized she was referring to the thief's pants pocket. They went to the pants pocket and pulled out Logan's wallet. They handed it to Doreen and she handed it to Logan who took it. Jennifer turned into her She-Hulk form as she said, "I believe that's enough excitement for one day. C'mon, we're going to miss our airship." The three left as the two rappers looked at them stunned. "Man, that girl had actual squirrels in her pants," said the first rapper. The second rapper nodded, "We just got served."