Midnight Thoughts ✔

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25

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If at 25 he's still single and I'm still single, I'mma go find his ass and straight up ask him, "Since you've been friendzoned a lot of times and dated and broken up a lot of times for the past few years, I might just have to feel sorry for you but I don't. And right now I'm asking you to marry me because apparently the stupid heart in me is loyal af and still in love with you since I was 13. Now we're 25 so that should be 12 years of misery. You see, you gotta say yes. You can't stay single forever and I'm the only choice you've got left. I'm the one who knows you better than anyone else does, I mean, these college girls don't know shit about you. And psychology says that if you marry your best friend, the divorce probability is low since they know each other very well. I'm not saying I'm your best friend but that's exactly what I'm implying. So don't be dumb and let's go get a ring. Perks of having me: One, I won't cheat because my heart's already been yours since ages ago and you can keep it. Two, I'm honest af so you won't be lied to, all you gotta do is ask. Three, I'm awkward with strangers so don't you worry about handsome male strangers. Four, it's me. Who else could you ask for? If you say no, then I swear you're the dumbest guy alive. If this isn't a sign, then I don't know what it is. Not to be cheesy but I'm turning 25 soon and I don't wanna get married any later so if you turn me down, you're making the biggest mistake and the moment you blink your eyes, I'm already gone. So what do you say? Marry me?"