Cassian: Every Star Wars trio has three parts. The hot guy, the girl, and the third wheel
Cassian: I'm the hot guy, Jyn's the girl, and K2's the third wheel
Bodhi: Okay cool!
Bodhi: I'm the hot guy, Baze is the third wheel, and Chirrut's the girl!
Chirrut: wut
Bodhi: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
