Probably should change this book name to Star Wars Crack
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Anakin: Hey Obi-WanObi-Wan: What
Anakin: Let's play a game!
Obi-Wan: No
Anakin: It will be absolutely fun!
Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes
Anakin: it's called the floor is lava tag!
Anakin: And you're it! *leaps over Obi-Wan and starts the Battle of Mustafar*
[later]
Anakin: *on fire dying* waaaggghhh
Anakin: I hate you!
Obi-Wan: Don't be a sore loser
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.