Double games by Anakin

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Probably should change this book name to Star Wars Crack
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Anakin: Hey Obi-Wan

Obi-Wan: What

Anakin: Let's play a game!

Obi-Wan: No

Anakin: It will be absolutely fun!

Obi-Wan: Only a Sith deals in absolutes

Anakin: it's called the floor is lava tag!

Anakin: And you're it! *leaps over Obi-Wan and starts the Battle of Mustafar*

[later]

Anakin: *on fire dying* waaaggghhh

Anakin: I hate you!

Obi-Wan: Don't be a sore loser

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