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Orson Krennic becomes bored of his job and decides to open a clinic. He puts up a sign that says "Get treated for 500 credits! If not cured you will be refunded with 1000 credits."
Wilhuff Tarkin wanted to see if "Dr. Krennic" even knew the first thing about medicine. So he went to the clinic and said "Dr. Krennic! I've lost my sense of taste!"
"Nurse, please go get me medicine box 22," said Dr. Krennic. The stormtrooper playing as the nurse did so and Krennic gave Tarkin the pill.
"ACK!! THIS IS SHIP OIL!!"
"Congratulations! You got your sense of taste back! That will be 500 credits."
The next day Tarkin returned. "Dr. Krennic! I think I've lost my memory!"
Krennic thought for a minute. "Nurse, got get me medicine box 22."
"OH NO, YOU DON'T!! THAT'S THE SHIP OIL!!"
"Congratulations! You got your memory back! That will be 500 credits."
Fed up with the loss of his credits, Tarkin tries one more time.
"Dr. Krennic! I think I'm losing my eyesight!"
"Well, I don't have a pill for that so here's your 1000 credit back."
"But that's only 500..."
"Congratulations! You got your eyesight back! That will be 500 credits."
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