Cassian: I have something to confess
Cassian: And I'm not sure how to tell this
Cassian: But you're the only person I trust
Cassian: and I need to get this out of my system before we die here on the beach
Jyn: Awe Cassian you're so sweet but you're my boss *blushing*
Cassian: Yes but I need to say this
Jyn: Okay
Cassian: I'm totally gay for Bodhi
Jyn: WHAT
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RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.