Cassian: You know how every team has a special formula?
Baze: Like the hot guy, the sidekick, and the girl?
Cassian: Yeah, well for our team, since there's six of us, it might as well be the hot guy (me), the sassy sidekick (Kaytu), the heavy lifter (you), the technician (Bodhi), the secret badass (Chirrut), and the woman.
Jyn: ExCUSE ME?!! I am not just a woman! I am a big cup of wonderful, covered in awesome sauce, with a splash of bitch and a dash of crazy. You be sure to remember that Cass or I'll break your little Latino legs!
Baze: rekt
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
