Jyn: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Cassian: To get to the dark side. Duh
Bodhi: Because he wanted to flip off the turkey who was going to other way?
Baze: Because he came first and not the egg?
K-2SO: Because the walk sign turned on?
Chirrut: Because he wanted to eat at JarDonalds?
Jyn: No! Because he didn't see the car coming!
Krennic: that's lame
Gareth Edwards: What do you get when you combine a little disc, six people, and a big ball?
Cassian: The Big Bang?
Bodhi: A Disc-o Ball? 😎
Baze: Idk
Chirrut: A plot twist, the big ball is a little disc and the people are spinning on it
K-2SO: A Death Star with workers?
Jyn: Chefs making doughnuts?
Krennic: Sibling rivalry?
Gareth Edwards: No. The Ending of Rogue One
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
