(By Orson Krennic)
1. Ignore him
2. Put a Krennic in his line of sight
3. Blow up his Death Star(s)
4. Kill his kids
5. And his wife
6. Or whoever he fucked
7. Also tell him he's useless
8. Say Orson Krennic is better
9. Say Tarkrennic will never be a thing
10. And that no one will aspire to be like him in the future
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RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
