Jyn: Vader?
Cassian: Don't you dare...
Jyn: Dare what?
Cassian: The title of this chapter basically means you are about to insult someone
Vader: Continue Rebel scum
Jyn: What do you get when you cross Vader with an elephant?
Cassian: Oh god no
Jyn: An Elevader
Vader: *chokes Jyn*
Cassian: Whyyyyyy
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
