Jyn: Stop putting me in weird parings!
Cassian: Stop shipping me with every goddamned person regardless of fandom!
K-2SO: Stop killing me to make Jassian and then bringing me back to life!
Chirrut: I am not obsessed with the Force like I'm depicted to be!
Bodhi: Spell my goddamned name right!
Baze: REMEMBER MY FRIGGIN NAME
Lyra: I'M NOT A BITCH
Galen: I'M NOT WITH ORSON
Krennic: STOP MAKING ME A SCREAMER!!
Saw: WHY CANT I LIVE IN ANY ROGUE ONE FANFICTION!??
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Sorry for the stereotypes. If you have/have not seen and/or done any of these then I do not want to offend you.
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
