Krennic: Galen
Galen: I said go to bed
Krennic: Just one more plz
Galen: Fine
Krennic: There is a lake full of alligators
Galen: Why do I care
Krennic: A girl is trying to cross it
Galen: Uh huh...
Krennic: She makes it across but she ends up dying
Krennic: How did she die?
Galen: She was torn to shreds by the alligator who jumped after her
Krennic: No she was hit in the head by the brick
Galen: *kicks Orson out of the room*
A/N: Credit to natashakatsuki and their yuri on ice crack for these two Midnight Rants
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.