Galen: Today is rhyme day!
Lyra: Look at this horn I used to play!
Lyra: Back in high school I was in the band (A/N: Apparently high school now exists in derp's headcanons Star Wars)
Lyra: We'd play to our heart's content
Galen: How grand!
Lyra: I used to love playing it. I even gave it a name.
Lyra: But I just named it Horn.
Galen: Does it still play the same?
Lyra: It does. It plays its notes crystal clear
Lyra: Despite being worn with wear and tear
Lyra: You can feel all its dents and the strain on the high key
Jyn: Yo, what's going on?
Galen: Lyra's feeling Horn-y
Lyra and Jyn: *smack Galen with a frying pan each before Lyra proceeds to chase him out of the house, blowing her horn*
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Yeah... kinda lame
Do you prefer poems that speak to the mind (non-rhyming ones) or poems that rhyme?
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RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
