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What am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.

Rogue One on a Road Trip

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Chirrut: Baze I want food

Baze: And I don't feel good

Jyn: I HAVE TO GO TO THE BATHROOM

Cassian: You should have gone before we left!

Bodhi: AreWeThereYetAreWeThereYetAreWeThereYetAreWeThereYetAreWeThereYetAreWeThereYetAreWeThereYetAreWeThereYetAreWeThereYet

K-2SO: Jyn think about water

Chirrut: IM HUNGRY

Jyn: AAAAUUUGGHH STOP KAYTU!!

K-2SO: Swish swish :)

Cassian: ugh now I have to go

Bodhi: IM BORED

Baze: I THINK IM GONNA PUKE

Krennic: *driving the car (or ship)* ALL OF YOU SHUT UP OR I WILL DRIVE THIS THING INTO A DITCH

Baze: *pukes*

Chirrut: THE FORCE TELLS ME THERE IS A JarDONALDS AHEAD

Bodhi: CAN WE STOP AND HAVE FOOD

K-2SO: AND REFILL OUR WATER

Jyn: AND LEAVE KAYTU BEHIND

Cassian: AND GET A HAPPY MEAL

Cassian: Cause I like the toys

Krennic:

Krennic: Fine

Everyone: YAAAYYYY