K-2SO: I'm K-2SO
Jyn: I remember you.
K-2SO: And I remember you, you little molecule
Jyn: WHO ARE YOU CALLING A MOLECULE WHO'S SO SMALL THAT SHE FITS INTO A RAIN DROP AND THEN DISAPPEARS ONCE SHE HITS THE EARTH'S SURFACE AND CAN ONLY BE SEEN BY THE WORLD'S GREATEST TELESCOPE BUT EVEN THEN IS ONLY A SPECK THAT CAN BARELY BE SEEN!??!?!?!!??! *charges*
Cassian: *holds Jyn back* Kay, don't insult her height
K-2SO: But she's smaller than your pay check
Cassian: *releases Jyn*
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Credit to Edward Elric from Fullmetal Alchemist for the short rants. Short people can relate to all of these.
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
