Based offa chapter of hazeIIvsque 's book The Character Club.
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Bodhi: I'm going to the store, anyone want something?
Lyra: I want my life back
Krennic: I want my Galen back
Jyn Erso: I want my innocence back
Tarkin: Same
Saw: I want my body and my sister back
Vader: I want Padmé back
Galen: I want to live a normal life again
Baze: I want my daily life back
Chirrut: I want my sight back
K-2SO: I want Cassian to be safe forever
Cassian: I want my parents back
Bodhi:
Bodhi: Guys I have 50 credits
Bodhi: And I don't think I'll be able to afford all that
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Tarkin was forced to attend trials to prove his Tarkin manliness. He was left in a barren area with animals that wanted to kill him.
I don't know if Chirrut was born blind or went blind at an early age. I just remember seeing something about he used to not be blind. Correct me if I'm wrong.
QotC (question of the chapter): Favorite thing to buy?
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
