Scene: *Rogue 7 in a group chat*
Jyn: Hey Cass
Cassian: Hey what
Jyn: Are you ready
Cassian: For what?
Jyn: To slam!
Cassian: Slam what!?
Jyn: ALPHABET
Krennic: OH DON'T YOU DARE!!
Jyn: A
Cassian: B
Jyn: C
Cassian: D
Baze: Stop it!
Jyn: E
Cassian: F
Jyn: GEEEEE
Chirrut: Force save us
Cassian: H
Bodhi: Cass... no
Jyn: I
Cassian: J
K-2SO: KAY
Jyn: L
Cassian: M
K-2SO: N
Jyn: O P(lease)
Cassian: Cue
K-2SO: Are
Jyn: Esss
Cassian: TEE
K-2SO: YOO
Jyn: VEEE
Krennic: DoubleUExWhyAndZee
Jyn, Cassian, K-2SO: NOW I KNOW MY ABCs
Krennic: *shoots Galen*
Krennic: AND NOW YOU HAVE A DEAD DADDY
Jyn: Wut
Jyn:
Jyn: :(
Jyn:
Jyn: Z
Jyn: Y
Jyn: X
Jyn: W
Jyn: V
Krennic: OH FOR FORCE'S SAKE
Chirrut: DO NOT USE THE FORCE'S NAME IN VAIN!
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RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.
