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What am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.

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Jyn: *sneaks up behind Cassian*

Jyn: *screaming* LET IT GOOO LET IT GOO CANT HOLD IT BACK ANYMORE

Cassian: *boredly* Hello Jyn

Jyn: Awww that was supposed to scare you!

Cassian: I'm not scared of anything

Jyn: Your parents are dead

Cassian: So are yours

Jyn: Jynnic could happen

Cassian: I do need a punching bag to let my anger out and Krennic seems like a good substitute

Jyn: Rogue One will always have a depressing ending no matter how much you want it to end happy

Cassian:

Cassian: *SCREAMS*

Cassian: *curls up into a ball and cries* wHy MuSt YoU bE sO cRuEl!??????