*the Rogue One crew and Krennic become friends after death. And so their ghost selves are all happy and friendly and then---*
Baze: Hey guys did you realize that the only time Anakin Skywalker held his daughter was when they were watching her planet blow up?
Krennic: YOU GO SIT IN THE CORNER AND RETHINK YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW BAZE MALBUS!!!
Bodhi: I'm so upset now I'm crying
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Credit to a tumblr post/comment chain I saw.
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RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.