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What am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.

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by derp_eyes

                                    
                                              Jyn: *crying* 
                          Cassian: What's wrong?
                          Jyn: My boyfriend Kaytu and I want to marry each other but we don't want a flouncy wedding like my parents do
                          Jyn: So we were going to run away and marry but my parents caught us...
                          Jyn: And now they're forcing us to have a large banquet wedding
                          Cassian: I'm sorry :(
                          Cassian: Here, I have some fruit. Eating fruit always makes me feel better
                          Jyn: Okay. What is it?
                          Cassian: CANTALOUPE 
                          Jyn: AAAAUUUUGGGHHHH *dies*
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