Jyn: THOSE DEATH STAR PLANS ARE MINE
Jyn: I WILL MURDER EVERY PERSON THERE IS UNTIL I GET THOSE PLANS
Jyn: AND THEN I WILL BURN THOSE PLANS IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM!!!
Jyn: AND THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cassian: Jyn, eat a snickers
Jyn: Why?
Cassian: You get a little intense when you're hungry
Jyn: *eats snickers*
Cassian: Better?
Jyn: Better!
Jyn: THOSE DEATH STAR PLANS ARE MINE
Jyn: I WILL MURDER EVERY PERSON THERE IS UNTIL I GET THOSE PLANS
Jyn: AND THEN I WILL BURN THOSE PLANS IN THE FIRES OF MOUNT DOOM!!!
Jyn: AND THE WORLD WILL BE MINE!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Cassian: ... dammit (~_~;)
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rogue 1 crack
RandomWhat am I doing with my life..? A collection of how Rogue One went down. IN CRACK FORM!! Some mature humor.